This photo of Brian sitting promiscuously is sponsored by Nelly.

Sitting with friends is better than sitting alone Brian always says.

Brian sitting and enjoying a nice slice of pie, featuring his newly acquired rapid deployment sitting device donated by the local fire chief. Brian won't ever be caught off guard without a place to sit now!

Driving long distances can be tiresome and boring. Thankfully, Brian has a comfy place to sit through it all!

Stand at a party?? Not a chance. Its all about gluteal comfort!

Not even garage beers are safe from Brian's wrath of sitting, bringing his own to chair to partake in a couple of adult sodas.